c'est moi

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

crazy how men can just exist and i am a carefully crafted performance piece

at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again

*patiently waits for the free serotonin boost that is the month of october*

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

90% of my day is me being nervous

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason