(Heavy Breathing)

straight people gave the word “lesbian” such a dirty connotation that half the time actual real-life lesbians can’t bear to say it out loud, and journalists are out there adamantly referring to lesbians as “queer,” and avoiding any mention of their actual identities under the guise of progressivism

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

my dick is so hot they call it a jalepenis

me every single day of my life:

i love eye flirting

But I don’t want small talk. Text me, and without saying hello, tell me why you got so angry at your sister this morning. Tell me why you have a scar shaped like Europe on the left side of your neck. Send me paragraphs about the time you spent at your Grandmother’s house that one summer. Call me when I am half sleep and tell me why you believe in God. Tell me about the first time you say your Dad cry. Go on for hours about things that may not seem important because I promise that  I’ll be hanging onto every word you say. Tell me everything. I don’t want someone who just talks about the weather. 

Literally tinder

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good