wind power is fuckin sexy

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

GIVE UP ON HARRY POTTER. daniel radcliffe is fucking megan thee stallion on his new tv show and jumping over cars like a teen wolf werewolf get into THAT

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game