wind power is fuckin sexy

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

this is what animal crossing is about

this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

i think putting some dumb shit or even just being rude on a stranger's post should be a punishable offense

last night we were on a call and indy was stalking my blog saw this and asked if this person was in my server and i had to explain to them that no this person is a stranger their addition was just so fucking funny that i didn't care

happy pride everyone

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

GIVE UP ON HARRY POTTER. daniel radcliffe is fucking megan thee stallion on his new tv show and jumping over cars like a teen wolf werewolf get into THAT