eh

obama’s wife was disrespected, his daughters were disrespected, HE was disrespected but he never resorted to acting like 5 year old on social media and to the press

I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage.

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE “YOU LITTLE SHIT” IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

ok what the hell is the x files

I am cured, my acne is gone and I don’t feel depressed.

WHAT?! @themaskedman, I think I know where our next adventure has to be.

@printscharming Looks fun! I’m down haha.

OMG, I knew about the one in Brooklyn but didn’t realize it was a chain!

How can you not mention the original, 826 Valencia in San Francisco? They are amazing organizations

@copperbadge have you seen this?

Yes! 826 is a GREAT organization. I’ve been to their Chicago Spymart, it’s pretty fun. :) 

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

scientists everywhere are gagged

Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…

no???? this is all 100% fact

i know hugh dancy is like over 40 but will graham still gives me the impression of being too young to be a professor

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny