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*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

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im starting a collection of horny cowboy emojis would anyone like to see them

actually me tho

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

Yeah cus you never use it

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I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

im desperate

Reblogging for the correct information!

Thanks for correcting this. My parents always told me this statue was called laughing Buddha, but it just didn’t sit with me, but 7 year old me didn’t really know what to type in the computer back then…

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