has anyone else ever had a fanfic that just… haunts them? like it’s been months and maybe even years since you read it, but it just lingers with you and you can never truly leave behind the imprint it made on you? and maybe it’s just a single line, one sentence that you can’t shake off, that takes up residence in your mind and stays there, feeding into your psyche and subtly influencing your brainspace and maybe even your writing or other works?

why don't you go read a 20k friends to lovers slowburn and maybe you'll calm down

gets abducted by the fae bc they ‘pspspspspspsps’ed at me

i love asshole fictional men only <3 bc if they were real i’d attack them like a wild animal and tear them to shreds 

some people are like ohh if he was real id kiss him <3 ok well if he was real i would jump on his back like an ape ready to kill 

pspspsps local horny vampires pspsps

the plot to yoi is genuinely so fucking funny like. this dude got drunk and danced with me and i was so haunted by his beauty all year that i quit my job as a world famous athlete and flew to japan. turns out he doesn't remember our first meeting and thought i was just a lunatic who showed up at his door and decided i was his boyfriend and he went along with it because im hot. we're engaged now

good evening jaded russian legends, literal gods of love (but with anxiety), the personifications of the knife emoji, social media addicts, chicken nuggets, people who like to go swim in a rooftop pool in the middle of december naked, rude canadians, james bond wanabees, husky owners, motorcycle riders,

Can't believe that Castiel went to super hell so that Victor Nikiforov could come back

big boobs.

All i want is… financial stability.. nice skin…. fluency in my target languages…