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Hell Yes: Claire’s Is Debuting A Bejeweled Trunk That Preteen Girls Can Hide In For The Entirety Of Middle School

If you were a Claire’s fan back in the day, get ready, because the store’s latest product is going to make you feel all the feels. Let’s just say that junior-high you is about to be super freaking jealous, because Claire’s is debuting a bejeweled trunk that preteen girls can hide in for the entirety of middle school!

Hell yes! This is the perfect accessory for girls who need a few years before they’ll feel comfortable being outside.

According to the company’s website, the awesome new Claire’s trunk comes with customizable rhinestones in a variety of themes ranging from gymnastics to One Direction, as well as reinforced opaque walls that girls between 4- and 5-feet-5-inches tall can hide inside when the world of trying to put on eyeliner and looking weird in training bras becomes too much. Thanks to a sparkly ventilated roof and a slot that parents can slip peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and Capri Suns into, girls can live out sixth through eighth grade in the safety of the super-cute trunk, without them ever having to leave its confines and figure out whether they look okay enough in a two-piece bathing suit to show up to Rebecca’s pool party.

i slap on these walls

with paint and grime

i was birthed out of two butts

this childhood trauma

smoke with donkey kong

suddenly mario come in

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