Honey, Honey, Honey

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616 Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker/Johnny Storm, Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson, Peter Parker & Johnny Storm Additional Tags: Johnny Storm is a Hot Mess, Peter Parker is an oblivious freak, Minor Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson, Ambiguous/Open Ending, No cheating, Johnny Storm Loves Peter Parker, and he suffers for it bcuz, Married Couple, Dramatic Johnny Storm, Boys In Love, Johnny Storm Needs a Hug, he desperately needs it, someone give this boy an advice Series: Part 1 of sweet nothing Summary:

“Remmy’s Pizza is not random!”

“Ugh,” Johnny flares on to hide his pained face, “You’re the worst.”

“But you love me anyway,” Peter says carelessly.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Parker/Johnny Storm Characters: Johnny Storm, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Character Mentions - Character, Susan "Sue" Storm (Marvel), Reed Richards, Valeria Richards, Franklin Richards Additional Tags: Hurt Johnny Storm, Johnny Storm Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Anti-Hero Peter Parker, I love Jason Todd and it shows, If You Squint - Freeform, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Johnny Storm is a Hot Mess, Gwen Stacy is alive, Self-Indulgent, Unresolved Emotional Tension, Idiots in Love, Misunderstandings, but only a slight one, Protective Peter Parker, Jealousy Summary:

Far from his side, like a swinging anchor, he heard him before he saw him—the thwip of his webs and the landing of both his feet. Johnny ought to have known better. Peter does have a habit of showing up at the most inconvenient time.

Johnny slapped Peter's arm, but the man didn't even react to it. Johnny let his hand linger as he glowered at him again. “Yeah, well, you should have told me beforehand. Now, I just feel like an idiot.”

“Cause you were jealous of nothing?” Peter said smugly with a smirk.

“I’m not jealous,” he glared. “Who says I’m jealous?”

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Parker/Johnny Storm Characters: Johnny Storm, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Character Mentions - Character, Susan "Sue" Storm (Marvel), Reed Richards, Valeria Richards, Franklin Richards Additional Tags: Hurt Johnny Storm, Johnny Storm Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Anti-Hero Peter Parker, I love Jason Todd and it shows, If You Squint - Freeform, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Johnny Storm is a Hot Mess, Gwen Stacy is alive, Self-Indulgent, Unresolved Emotional Tension, Idiots in Love, Misunderstandings, but only a slight one, Protective Peter Parker, Jealousy Summary:

Far from his side, like a swinging anchor, he heard him before he saw him—the thwip of his webs and the landing of both his feet. Johnny ought to have known better. Peter does have a habit of showing up at the most inconvenient time.

Johnny slapped Peter's arm, but the man didn't even react to it. Johnny let his hand linger as he glowered at him again. “Yeah, well, you should have told me beforehand. Now, I just feel like an idiot.”

“Cause you were jealous of nothing?” Peter said smugly with a smirk.

“I’m not jealous,” he glared. “Who says I’m jealous?”

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Incredibles (Pixar Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamma Jack/Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam Characters: Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam, Gamma Jack (Incredibles) Additional Tags: Fluff, Simon J. Paladino Loves Gamma Jack, Idiots in Love, in all honesty, They Are Idiots, Friends With Benefits, Angst, Romantic Fluff, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Porn with Feelings, more feelings than porn, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Simon unknowingly taking Jack's virginity is so funny to me Series: Part 1 of Cinnamon Rolls with Peanut Butter and Chocolate Summary:

Jack told Simon once that people bore him and that there’s only a selection of people whose faces he bothered remembering—but Simon was different; his image had long etched itself onto his mind with the persistence of a dying star. He told him that while they were still in bed, warm skin sliding in, his soft hands were gentle as they caressed Simon’s cheek like it was fragile glass.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Incredibles (Pixar Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamma Jack/Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam, Background Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible/Helen Parr | Elastigirl Characters: Gamma Jack (Incredibles), Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam, Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible, Lucius Best | Frozone, Helen Parr | Elastigirl, Violet Parr Additional Tags: Wedding Fluff, Married Couple, No Angst, Simon J. Paladino Loves Gamma Jack, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, The Hero Ban still Happened, Syndrome is plotting somewhere, Idiots in Love, Enemies to Lovers, The Author Regrets Nothing, Gamma Jack Loves Simon J. Paladino, Their Love Is So Series: Part 1 of Till Forever Ends Summary:

Jack is by far not feeble. He is not afraid of not holding back his words, to the point of cruelty some might say. That just makes him more remarkable in Simon’s eyes. Undoubtedly he is as luminous as the stars in the galaxy— that might seem quite the stretch, but it is true.

“The second time I met you, you apologised and swore to hold out the insult as long as I'm honest on what I think of you. I told you, you were great. I lied.”

“I’m divorcing you and I’m keeping the kids,” Jack said, a laugh bursting out of his mouth.

Simon bit his lips, his grin turning into a soft smile. "Good luck finding another good lawyer.”

Chapters: 1/15 Fandom: Incredibles (Pixar Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gamma Jack/Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam, Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible/Helen Parr | Elastigirl, Gamma Jack/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Gamma Jack (Incredibles), Simon J. Paladino | Gazerbeam, Original Child Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Bob Parr | Mr. Incredible Additional Tags: Dysfunctional Family, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Timeline What Timeline, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Getting Back Together, Dubious Morality, Bad Parenting, Gamma Jack is Trying His Best, or so he thinks, Quote: Divorce babe. Divorce. (Adele), Parenthood, Post-Movie: The Incredibles (2004), Eventual Happy Ending, Found Family Summary:

Jack loathes criminals. Killers. Thieves. Rapists and other scum that never should have been born. He loves hearing their screams of pleas, their regret, and their self-proclaimed truths. He relishes seeing them melt underneath him, watching as their undeserving lives leave them just as quick as their wits the moment they choose to do more harm than good in their sad, pathetic little lives.

His children, while innocent, are still a part of that group. But they're also his. His blood— the only thing separating them from the rest of the lowborns. He saved them by sharing his DNA, and what did they do? They stole from him. The first one took his wings, his freedom. The second took half of who he is. And the third? The third marked the death of his old identity. Of Gamma Jack.

He used to be great—now he is just as mediocre as the rest of the people he used to save, the same people that drove him away. They banished him, after all that he’s done for them. Those ungrateful pieces of—