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every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

cool; bro

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

congrats to 1 million notes

us politics

I absolutely love children

I’m the hotdog girl

I think I’m either the kid that eats chicken while taking a bath or the lil homie that’s super proud of his carrot placement.