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Can’t wait to die in 2012

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

This is really moving.

I love that ginger is so happy for violet from the get go and that jinx basically falls asleep. I guess they had to stop doing the announcements filmed for the show because people kept having panic attacks…

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

why have a boyfriend when you could have a girlfriend