anxiety induced fever dream // idk lol

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

Its so nice that they come in a variety of sizes, from beginner trees to advanced trees.

Now you too can be Filled with holiday spirit!

Honestly if you’re capable of pronouncing a row of asterisks I say go ahead and do it

the fact top5series is tumblr's first ever original series and its lead by shane and ryan like ???? I am so fucking proud of them holy shit they are paving the way!!

people who've had near death experiences always talk about seeing a bright light or the ghost of a dead relative or whatever but never a badass skeleton in a robe holding a scythe and an hourglass. kind of disappointing.

if you die and the grim reaper doesn't show up in 15 minutes you're legally allowed to reanimate

one of my toxic traits is experiencing immense pain and just not telling anyone at all

i love all that old testament stuff where god was like i dare you to kill that baby

stomping on my phone like a cigarette

Pulling a second, identical phone out of my pocket, hands visibly shaky, and logging back into tumblr

maybe the ghosts actually try to show up now for ghost files because shane and ryan are no longer with b*zzfeed. maybe the ghosts just hate b*zzfeed. have you thought about that??

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

someone put a birthday hat on them

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.