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rebel-ezra

war is over we got THE ryland grace polaroid everyone say thank you christopher miller

mangoes-machinery

prev tags are killing me @valtsv

#NO BECAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING #I was like he looks like lmm

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technically-human

Rocky chose a hand to match Grace's scar!

thepinkjedi

Seriously y’all need to read the book. Grace’s reactions are everything.

mumblesplash

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

sufferingink

things that I believe in my HEART are on the Beatles' message to Earth (Project Hail Mary)

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement

Grace's final goodbye to Earth ig

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occudo

Guess who finished the Project Hail Mary book and rewatched the movie?

rylandgraces

retropopcult

M*A*S*H, “A Smattering of Intelligence” (1974)

#god they were sexy

bracketsandunderscores

an underappreciated genre of hawkeye is when an activity requires no hawkeye and he's kind of just lurking and pissing everyone off

#that one phone call where he’s just eating a fucking drumstick

hailing-on-my-mary-til-i-project

Grace: tummyache :(

Rocky: shit stuck in bowel bend 4

shaiiloo

The fandom is so focused on the skittles but we don't see Grace actually eat skittles once, we do see him with twizzlers in his mouth all the fucking time. He's actually more obsessed with twizzlers.

#the skittles were to bribe the guards /hj

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c4ndyc41n

thinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching

repmet

“Holy moly!” I say. “Holy moly”? Is that my go-to expression of surprise? I mean, it’s okay, I guess. I would have expected something a little less 1950s. What kind of weirdo am I? Project Hail Mary, page 15

freelance-abortionist

i’m sorry but what the FUCK is that little dance bj does here oh my god he’s the worst

#ok but we also need to talk about the #heeheeHEEE

clonedroids

Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part of your culture.

A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families.

If you’re in a situation where you are enduring abuse and people use your culture to justify it, I want you to know that what they’re telling you are lies.

dragon-in-a-fez

as someone who studies this: statistically speaking, child abuse (including “spanking”, because all forms of hitting children are abusive) is pretty much equally prevalent in households of all racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds. so yeah, don’t let people use the “culture” excuse on you, but also, don’t believe others are experiencing it less just because it’s less normalized in their culture to talk about it. we all gotta work together to fix this shit.

brown-spider

All the black & latino ppl who joked about Miles Morales saying “Whatever” to his parents, saying that he should “know he cant get away with that like white kids can” and “lmao did he forget that he’s black/has a latina mom???”

You aren’t better behaved because your parents beat you. “Knowing your place” did not make you more dignified than white children, you were being needlessly abused.

pinkplushiestar

my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip

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1300marshall

so hiccups are a human thing right?

#oh yeah that would definitely horrify him lol

st4rry-th3-mult1f4nd0m-l0s3r

i had a vision. enjoy.

#LMAOOOO

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