“You belong to us, darling!”
Dreamhusbands AU ~ Character Crossover => Venom (Eddie Brock) meets Robin (Richard John Grayson (comic-verse) / Robin John Blake (movie-verse)).
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“You belong to us, darling!”
Dreamhusbands AU ~ Character Crossover => Venom (Eddie Brock) meets Robin (Richard John Grayson (comic-verse) / Robin John Blake (movie-verse)).

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omfg that is just too adorable
This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)
Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it
You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D
my heart….
Oh little baby kitty ❤️
@saltedsprinkles @teasnake
Mads Mikkelsen is such an anomaly as an actor?? and a human being in general????
He doesn’t remember SHIT about filming Casino Royale (he didn’t even REALIZE he was auditioning for a part in the first place, he said he just literally walked in and instantly got the job?! To the point Daniel Craig borderline interrogated him for how he got cast so easily, considering he had to undergo MULTIPLE AUDITIONS before he got cast himself??)
He wasn’t overwhelmingly interested in NBC Hannibal’s lead role until he found out that long-time bestie Hugh Dancy was already cast as the other lead (HUGH TOO. He hyped himself up for having Mads as his co-star, forgot that decision wasn’t up to him, then sat anxiously by his phone for confirmation from the network. NERD. NERDS. BOTH OF THEM).
“You should make a movie in Denmark!“, i.e. Mads’ drunken solution to ensure he and Hugh could hang out more often because they live in different countries. What a darling.
According to Janice Poon, he’ll eat anything. No matter how gross. Including frigid bone marrow with a straight face.
And then he only hopped onto Death Stranding because his son, a prolific gamer, recognized what a huge deal Hideo Kojima is and told him he had to… Carl Jacobsen Mikkelsen has the sort of power we can only dream of.
He was pretty much entirely unfamiliar with Star Wars before he was cast as Galen Erso (I distinctly recall him grimacing in the bg during a cast interview when asked if they’ve watched their new film yet, with Ben Mendelsohn giving him a very pointed knowing smirk because he KNEW. HE KNEW MADS HADN’T SEEN IT YET-) and spent plenty of time failing quite miserably at SW trivia games with the cast.
Then that one interview where he casually cracks a bottle of liquor open on camera. What an icon.
And correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe a major reason he joined the cast of Dr. Strange was because he was going to be allowed to perform his own stunt and fight scenes?? I think the convo went something along the lines of “Will I get to fight?” “Ye-” “Ok”.
His female co-stars swoon at him. He literally causes hoards of his male co-stars to seriously begin questioning their sexuality.
If it wasn’t for his team he’d probably show up to every award show in the latest neon adidas athletic wear.
Reminds his wife on a constant basis that she’s married to the sexiest man alive from like ten years ago or smth. I think Hanne said he even has the clipping stating so and sometimes pulls it out.
Is he even real???
Love cryptid discussions

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cant believe the marvel cinematic universe has a talking raccoon and a sentient space tree but not a single asian man, black woman or gay person. what the fuck’s going on there
1. Tony Stark will sleep with anything. Canonical.
2. Thor isn’t even human.
3. Bucky is disabled, note the missing arm. So’s Stark.
4. Coulson was totally gay for Cap.
5. It’s not about diversity, it’s about superheroes.
I thought Tony Stark was Bisexual?
Also, I hate when people don’t look hard enough There is representation you just have to find it.
1) Name the Iron Man or Avengers movie where Tony says he’s bisexual. Name the exact moment that Tony Stark admits to being into men romantically. Not him being slashy with dudes, but him actually admitting to dating/being in relationships/having sex with men.
2) What part of ‘the MCU doesn’t have enough canon racial and LGBQTIA+ representation’ do you not understand? Do you really think that four black men, one Asian woman, and one black woman in green make-up, all in secondary roles, is great representation? Where are the lesbian and gay characters? Where are the trans characters? Why is every major role played by white men?
Like, please, give me your list of people that fit the representation that the original post was asking for. Because I’ve been looking for this mythical representation in the MCU for a long time, and it hasn’t happened yet.
if you have to “look hard” to “find” representation, that representation probably needs improvement
“yeah there’s representation!!!! u just gotta look for it!!! look real hard!!! squint ur eyes…do u see it…it’s there…no not him that’s just a man in blackface…yeah HIM, in the background, with 1 line of dialogue, after which he is immediately killed off” the saddest fucking thing
It's about superheroes... God dammit. This why I hate this place...
Gorgeous commission from @hellogarbagetime of Steve proposing to Tony in the workshop <3 *hearteyes*
Tom Hardy and Taron Egerton in Legend (2015)
A small list of random ass sites I’ve found useful when writing:
Fragrantica: perfume enthusiast site that has a long list of scents. v helpful when you’re writing your guilty pleasure abo fics
Just One Cookbook: recipe site that centers on Japanese cuisine. Lots of different recipes to browse, plenty of inspiration so you’re not just “ramen and sushi”
This comparing heights page: gives you a visual on height differences between characters
A page on the colors of bruises+healing stages: well just that. there you go. describe your bruises properly
McCormick Science Institute: yes this is a real thing. the site shows off research on spices and gives the history on them. be historically accurate or just indulge in mindless fascination. boost your restaurant au with it
A Glossary of Astronomy Terms: to pepper in that sweet terminology for your astrophysics major college au needs
Adding to this since I’m working on a shifter au one-shot:
Canine Body Language
Feline Body Language
More:
Cocktail Flow: a site with a variety of cocktails that’s pretty easy to navigate and offers photos of the drinks. You can sort by themes, strengths, type and base. My only real annoyance with this site is that the drinks are sometimes sorted into ~masculine~ and ~feminine~ but ehhhh. It’s great otherwise.
Tie-A-Tie: a site centered around ties, obviously. I stumbled upon it while researching tie fabrics but there’s a lot more to look at. It offers insight into dress code for events, tells you how to tie your ties, and has a section on the often forgotten about tie accessories
Even more:
Types of High Heels: A page describing twenty five different types of high heels. It gives a description and pictures. Shake it up from just “stilettos and kitten heels”
Random Job Generator: Exactly as it says. The site offer more generators like characters, plots, or town names.
Glossary of Hosiery Terms: Figure out what is what on a pair of stockings.
Men’s Dress Shoe Guide: A quick guide describing the eight most common types of men’s dress shoes. Pics included.
Types of Women’s Coats: Descriptions and pics of various different types of coats.
WRITING REFERENCES
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terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree
NOTHING CHANGED *CRYIN’* | ByMySide_KookV PreciousGiftss Flowerkook97
The Article (Tom Hardy x reader)
Warnings: brief mention of overdose
Summary: Tom is away at work and hears new of a fake article citing your death
It was no secret that Tom had been spending his days working into the night and falling asleep in his actor’s trailer. Luckily, his movie was being shot only an hour from your shared apartment, but he never seemed to get a break long enough to travel back home.
The media were having a field day. The famously romantic Tom Hardy and his beautiful wife, (Y/n) (Y/l/n), weren’t sleeping in the same house anymore. Could there be another celebrity divorce on the horizon waiting to be the next headline?In truth, your relationship
was
struggling slightly. It wasn’t either of your faults, but his busy schedule and your increasing inability to do much because of your pregnancy meant that dates were shared over Skype, and evenings were spent alone.He felt guilty. He’d expressed so every phone call you’d had with him. You knew that he loved you more than ever, and maybe it was your raging hormones but you loved him more each day.Tom had woken up, your smile behind his eyes as they fluttered open, your beautiful laugh ringing in his ears. He hadn’t been home in days. He missed you like a madman, but his director was a perfectionist and needed takes to be absolutely flawless. So he’d worked himself to sleep the last few weeks, finding it increasingly difficult to find the time to call you, much less drive over. In fact, he hadn’t heard your voice in a week. He was desperate to, but knew if he tried it would have to be early in the morning or late at night, and you needed your rest. You were sleeping for two, after all.He got up, changing quickly and heading to the shoot as fast as he could in his exhausted state. He noticed that his coworkers were staring at him more than usual, and did a double take to make sure he hadn’t forgotten to put on pants in his sleep deprived haze.It was only when he was sitting with his laptop, memorizing the scene he was about to shoot when a coworker finally approached him.“Tom,” Cillian Murphy started, voice hesitant, “have you seen the article? About (Y/n)?” Tom ran a hand through his hair.“Article? I swear to God. If it’s another one of those bloody accusations that we’re separating, I’m gonna find the publisher and stick the article so far up his-““No,” Cillian began, voice whispered and solemn, “there was one published last night that said - Tom, it said she’d died.”
Tom’s heart dropped, fingers moving of their own accord to Google your name as fast as he could.
“(Y/n) Hardy found dead in London apartment amid rumors of divorce.”Tears welled in Tom’s eyes as his shaky hands threaded through his hair.He didn’t want to read the article. But he found himself scanning it anyway, jaw clenched. It said you’d overdosed on pills - they weren’t sure if it was intentional or not. He threw his laptop to the side, hands pulling at his phone and dialing your number.It rang once, twice, three times.“Hey! It’s (Y/n)! Leave your message at the beep!”You hadn’t picked up.Tom screamed in frustration, throwing his hands down and stepping away from the table.“Cillian I’m-““Go.”*****Tom was sure it was just another fake claim to get views on a report. It had happened multiple times to him, all ending with you laughing off the accusations and telling your followers that he was alive and well. But they’d never been about you. You were a famous actress and model, but had a reputation of being strong and unafraid to stand up to others. No media outlet would target you for a fake story.
So he sat, teeth grinding, knuckles white as he sped home, tears threatening to spill as he left the seventeenth consecutive message on your cell, hoping, praying that you were okay.
*****You had just gotten up, a frown on your face as you realized that Tom hadn’t come home another night. Your dog, Buster, nuzzled your hand in a demand to be fed. You smiled slightly, scratching him behind the ears, before hauling yourself off of the bed and getting up to make breakfast. Your feet and back were killing you. This baby was surely Tom’s, with the amount you needed to eat to stop from being hungry and the amount of sleep you seemed to need recently. You smiled softly, hands rubbing your swollen belly gently.You reached to turn on some music, before realizing that your phone was out of battery. A softly frustrated sigh came from your mouth. These days, you forgot to do something as easy as plug your phone in for the night. This baby was draining the intelligence right out of you.
The phone charger was upstairs, and the act of lugging your body back upstairs made you wrinkle your face in disgust, so you shrugged, humming your own music as you got to work cooking.
The pancake batter was on the stove, heating to prepare another delicious breakfast you wouldn’t share with your husband. A sigh escaped your mouth as you set your head in your hands. Being without Tom was so, so difficult. Not just physically - you were strong enough to be capable of life without him in that way, but emotionally. Mentally. He had been through it all with you for so long. You’d managed to keep your relationship secret even under the pressure and the rumors and the fake claims you were both in relationships with other people. Then, once public and after he had asked you to marry him on a beach front in Hawaii, you’d dealt with countless accusations of affairs, pressure from the press, protective fans, everything.
He’d been with you through thick and thin, till death and beyond would you part. You smiled at the thought, nostalgic memories of nights in Paris and Hawaii and days spent in London, hopping on buses you didn’t know the destination of. With Tom, everywhere was paradise.
The doorbell rang.
You lifted your head in confusion. No visitors were expected today - not even Tom, with his busy work schedule.You turned the heat down on the stove, just in case you spent too much time answering the door.There were several frantic, loud knocks before you reached the front door. They continued even as you lifted the lock and turned the doorknob.Tom was standing at the door, eyes wild and hair messed from the countless times he’d pulled at it. For the split second you got to see his face you noticed that he looked tired and upset. Bags were under his eyes and tears were pooling in the beautiful, blue-green eyes you’d fallen in love with.“Tom?” You managed to breathe out, before he was suddenly hugging you, pulling you as close as he could without pushing on your stomach. His arms pulled you closer, head burrowing into your neck. You could feel hot tears on your skin, the shaking breaths he was breathing.It took a moment for you to understand what was happening, and then your arms were pulling him close too, a hand reaching up to comb through his hair. “Baby, what’s wrong?” You asked softly, as though saying it louder would cause him to break more. He responded by bringing his hands up to stroke down your back, before pulling away. He wiped his tears away angrily, running a hand through his hair.
“Why didn’t you answer your phone?” He asked in a shaky whisper.
“I’m sorry, I forgot to charge it last night and the charger is all the way upstairs, and stairs are hard when -“ He cut you off by pressing a kiss to your lips. You smiled against his lips before he pulled away, taking your cheeks in his hands and pressing another kiss to your forehead. “What was that for?” You asked when he pulled away and turned to shut the door. “Just miss you, is all.” “I miss you too, Tom, but you looked like you’d seen a ghost when I opened that door.”He turned to you, then, a sigh falling from his lips. “There was one of those fake news articles, about you dying. And, and when you didn’t answer your phone, I just-“ he stopped mid sentence, his habit of pulling at his hair in distress taking over again. Your hand reached out, grabbing around his wrist and pulling his hand away from his distressed habit. “Baby, I’m fine. Look, we’re both fine,” you gestured to your stomach, a soft smile on your face. He smiled back, unshed tears still swimming in his peripheral. Her turned away, then, spinning on his heel to walk back to his car. Confusion and hurt spun through your head as you followed him. “Wait, Tom, you’re just leaving me now?”He turned his head to speak to you while opening the passenger door to his car.
“Leaving you?” He spun back around, phone in hand.
“Love, I’d never leave you. Just getting my phone. Reckon I should call the producers to tell them I’m taking a week off. But don’t you think I’ll ever, ever leave your side again.“
Hey can we talk about this
how at the end of Iron Man 3, we were reassured that Tony Stark would be back.
while for the other MCU heroes, we got this…
… not “Steve Rogers will return” or “Scott Lang will return” or “Peter Parker will return”
and at the end of BP, we see “Black Panther will return in Avengers: Infinty War”
We get their masked identities. Their superhero aliases. Their alter egos.
When we think of Captain America, Ant-Man, Spider-Man, Black Panther, etc., we think of them as the heroes who we could rely on to help us, kick ass, and save the day, right?
And what do we think of when we hear the name Tony Stark?
Here, Tony’s actual name, not his alias, is in the same position as the others, reminding us that Iron Man may be powerful, but the true person we can trust to come and save us is Tony Stark. Iron Man has firepower, but Tony has more to offer the world than just his armor. If he ever finds himself in a situation where he doesn’t have a suit, you bet he’ll find another way to save the day.
That’s what he does. He’s a mechanic. He sees a problem and he fixes it. Yeah, he has an awesome suit of armor that helps him kick ass, but that’s just a high tech prosthesis, an extension of himself, an amplification of his true superpower — his brain and his heart.
Even without Iron Man, Tony Stark is a hero.
rhodey fought an army of advanced extremis soldiers with a polo shirt like u bet ur ass he will Fight ™ the end of the universe in a leather jacket. a real Fashion icon

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tony at the after thanos party, drunk as fuck: hey remember when i challenged a terrorist to come get me in my home???
the avengers: lmao yeah tony you wild card
tony: and then he destroyed my house and everyone thought i was dead??
the avengers: um… yes,,,
tony: yeah where were the fuck where you guys
My naym is dog My frend is smol He dose not fetch Or thro the ball But I not chays Or bite like cat Insted I’m kind I lyk the rat
My naym is rat And this caynine He show me how to have good tyme I stand up tall Upon my toes I stretch my tung I lyk his nose
reading that made me smile
Monday Morning* Cute.
*It’s prepped to post at 12:30 PM so actually afternoon, but why worry, the weather’s way too hot for pointless pedantry**.
**Alliteration is all right.