Wicked Stepmother

*obligatory before and after haircut photo klaxon* Thanks to Sophia at @benjaminjameshair I'm reverting to a style from about five years ago. There's nothing quite like a desperate attempt to cling to youth... #redhead #shorthairdontcare #lob #thankyou

🎶I got my baby back baby back baby back...🎶 #finally #tendaysnocar #hellaexpensive #nevereatingagain

A wee drammie for the day. Especially after the day I've had... #raiseaglass #burnsnight

This is my post-Christmas / post-spring clean bedside table. It co rains my current to be read & currently reading pile. I don't have a problem. #amreading #toberead #somanybooks #happinessis

I just ate a piece of Stilton so big, and so strong, that it made my eyes water and my teeth hurt a little. It was amazing. #cheese

#Nerd dilemma time! I just got #TheSpire in the post and I'm a *massive* Si Spurrier fangirl, but the family want to play D&D! What's a girl to do?!

Fact: There is no such thing as a day that cannot be improved by pretending to be Indiana Jones

Dear @imagecomics I think you may have the wrong idea of what "my image" is. It generally involves more appropriate clothing for the south coast of England, and less cleavage. Also, my boobs are the same size as each other but neither is as big as my head. I have no problem with the work of either Jason Latour or Chris Brunner but maybe rethink the slogan next time? Love, An average female comics reader (not a fake geek girl)

Either my @nivea_uk face cream is telling me it loves me, or it in contains buried treasure... #xo #xmarksthespot That or I've not had enough sleep this week and need to get off my phone and drink some #coffee

You know that feeling when your to-read pile (or in my case box) is getting dangerously out of control and you haven't picked up this weeks books yet? Um, no, me neither... #comics #ncbd #wonderwoman #thefix #animosity #backstagers #monstress #blackhammer

Who says January food has to be dull and boring?! (Not shown, piece of Christmas cake so big I think I might drunk because of it) #january #newyearnewyou #salmon #avocado #christmas cake #brandy #nofilter #toomanyhashtags

There is a definite level of sarcasm in my office about our chances next year... #happynewyear #happynothappy

When you get all glammed up for Christmas lunch then remember that you have to walk to the pub to get it...

Not a bad evenings work I think. One for us, one for my parents (complete with my nans Santa decoration) as part of their Christmas gift. I make that wine o'clock... #christmas #christmascake #family #nofilter

That's me set for the staff BBQ tomorrow. 30 of these cuties all ready to go...

When your eldest tells you ten minutes before the party that it's a *fancy dress* party... #halloweencostume #halloween #cheapasshalloweencostume #houseof1000corpses #hehasnoidea #copicmarkers #winningatparenting