Tail of Two Kitties

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

i resent being able to understand this post

take chances with people. if you want to get closer to them, make sure they know you want to spend time with them. go to have coffee with them, text them first, make them feel loved, tell them little things that you love about them. most people find it hard to make the first move, both in friendships and romantic relationships, so a lot of potential relationships never happen. life is too short. so go for it, because more often than not it can make life brighter and softer and happier.

as hard as it is to admit this, this is one of my big flaws and i am really trying to work on it

God might want to think about re-assigning the role of Angel of Death though…

BE NICE TO THE ANGEL OF DEATH HE IS DOING HIS BEST

Ok but, if someone named their kid after me, and the angel got confused and took the kid instead of me, I benefit?

No, no: the point is that we DON’T name children after the living, hence, if a child is named after you, it means you’ve died. “May a baby be named after you” = “I hope you drop dead soon.”

I'm a slut for beautiful sunsets and the stars