disaster bastard

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

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Something something equivalent exchange

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

i wish i was born as someone who could handle life

really can’t get over lichens growing on peoples’ CARS. all this talk of microhabitats and long term stability and preferences about humidity and substrates and how some lichens will only grow in untouched old-growth forests etc etc and there are some of these creatures living on literally the most unpredictable common substrate that changes positions at least twice a day and sometimes travels to completely different biomes. what the hell

some lichens will just be like yeah theres wind going 65 miles an hour here on this aluminum SUV door for many minutes at a time at irregular intervals… sometimes it is dark or light as well or maybe wet or dry, all of no concern to me of course. that’s just how things are when you live on the surface of an object ❤️

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.