In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Ya’ll complain you don’t want the peeps from facebook and twitter and insta to come back here and ruin this place but you dont appreciate the gunshots we gotta fire into the air to lower property values. 

hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with "plant-based caffeine" like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant

Obsessed w the commenter doing their best not to misgender the cat

Pro-tip: any adults that are snobby shits about art are probably not hands-on working with art.  Curators, exhibition designers, museum educators, art history teachers, etc. also laugh at ugly renaissance babies.  And then tell you why they’re all so ugly, and then laugh at how fucking ugly those damn babies are oh my god why does Jesus always look stoned.

idk what you’re talking about because I work at an Art Museum and one of my favorite things to do is take patrons around on my “baby Jesus doing things babies can’t do” tour and we always say that you’re not supposed to like everything because if you liked everything you wouldn’t have any taste.

By far my favorite part about this post is the people talking about the porn bot in the comments. I was gonna delete the comment but this is funnier, TUA fans just teaming up to bully a spambot

Also while people in the countryside would have to make their own food they weren’t eating three complex meals a with side dishes and what not, mostly they were eating porridge, soups, stews or potages all foods that were mostly made by roughly cutting things and chucking things into a pot or cauldron to cook.

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

"A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California" is also a banger and comes from the same channel.