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literally me tonight

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[both images: Senshi from Dungeon Meshi, with a speech bubble as though the preceding text is his dialogue.]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

reblog to smack someone in the face with cock

girls

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Hey I’m in this picture (ADHD/Genius) and I Don’t Like It

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