idc about '&' and '/' in ao3 tags. I want a '?' for wildcard. they're in a relationship. i won't tell you what kind

And like I genuinely am loath to negatively discuss women’s bodies online and I think the way that famous women’s bodies are up for discussion online and in the press is upsetting and dehumanising and I feel a lot of compassion for women who are struggling with eating disorders and body image issues in the public eye however the fucking mass weight loss happening to all famous women either through eating disorders or weight loss medication cannot just go uncommented on. Nearly every single famous woman got skeletal overnight and it is so incredibly worrying both for them and for what it signals to other women and girls about how they should look.

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants

if you ever get frustrated dont forget theres dunking your computer in a bucket of water and holding it there and holding it there and holding it there

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

reblog if you fit perfectly inside your big sister

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself