a reader touched by sappho

Percy Jackson is a dick sometimes and we have to admit it

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be obsessed with classic literature, books museums and old records?

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

I’m just happy that the pilots out there have this kind of precision.

Oh I thought some pilot was doing this to some poor passengers who just wanted to go from Chicago to LA or something and then I scrolled up and saw it was test pilots.

“And if you look out the left window, you’ll see the same mountains again, but from a slightly different angle.”

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

Can we actually get American Idiot to the top of the charts

the brits got Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead to the top of the charts when thatcher died & she wasn’t even in office so…

my kink? love

Everytime I see this post I re-read the whole thing and reblog

And to everyone who thinks this is the only way it can be: it’s not. It’s not supposed to be like this. There are different living conditions in different parts of the world, and we have a lot to learn about all of them. Because these conditions change, and we can help our community have better living conditions.

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk