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Regulus bought James flowers for their first date but he was scared James would be weirded out so he just awkwardly held them out to James and scrunched his eyes closed waiting for James to make fun of him. James got SO excited because he was used to doing the nice things for people.

jegulus doing the lipstick kisses tiktok trend except it's trans!regulus who just came out and is trying to find his balance between masculinity and femineity and so it's james being the one to wear lipstick and kiss regulus all over and when regulus sees himself covered in kisses from james' mouth he gets the biggest rush of euphoria and they're both just sitting there happy and euphoric in their own ways and no thoughts just love drunk

Sirius: I fucking did it. James: You did?! Sirius: YEAH!! First fucking try too!! James: Pads!! I'm so proud of you!! Remus: What'd he do? James, proudly: He used the microwave all by himself!! Remus: Sirius: You're not gonna congratulate me, Moony? Remus:

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

Sirius: James we're here!! James, scrambling: Sirius! I- Sirius, entering: Oh! You have a cat?? Since when? James, looking behind him: I-er, yeah. James, fondly: He's adorable isn't he? Sirius: Yeah I suppose. Remus: Pads, I brought the-oh! Regulus, what are you doing here? Sirius, confused: R-Regulus? Remus: The cat. *pointing at it* *Regulus sighing and transforming back* James, panicking: Pads! I can explain, I-um- Sirius, sweetly: What is my brother doing in your apartment, James? James: I- Sirius, laughing: You're dead.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

Normalize Moonwater interactions sending James, specifically, into a jealous rage.

at this point I'm dropping out of college to become a 24/7 jegulus socmed au writer

Sirius: JAMES! Why do you have a Slytherin Tie- James: Pads!! I can explain, Reg-shit *starts running* Sirius, shocked: OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU'RE FUCKING MY BROTHER?! *James crashes into Regulus* James: Hide me. Regulus, muttering a charm: You owe me. Sirius: Where's James. Regulus: He just passed by. Sirius: Thanks. *About to leave* Wait-you're fucking my- Regulus, rolling his eyes: I don't have time for this. *Walks away* James: That was close- *Regulus kisses him* James: What was that for? Regulus: For being an idiot.

Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified

Sirius: Ugh, James isn't picking up my call!! Remus: I'll try calling him. *Rings the phone* Remus: He didn't pick up!! Peter: I'll try- Regulus, not looking up: I'll call him. Sirius, snorting: Why would he pick up your call if he isn't picking up mine? Regulus, calling James on speaker: *rolls his eyes* *James picks up* James, on the other side: Yes, love? Sirius, shocked: James?! You didn’t even pick up my call but you picked his?! And why the fuck are you calling him love?!! Marlene: What the fuck? James: Uhh—I-I’ll call you back. Sirius snatching the phone: Don't you hang up on me James Fleamo- James, panicked: Bye Reg!! Regulus, smiling: Bye, sunshine. The rest of them:  Regulus: What?