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oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

you peed on it

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i think the funny thing about eblana/reed dynamic is that i dont even think eblana would consider it incest. shes just like "of course We are ultimately two halves of a whole and such terms are oft misused to punish the personal expression of individuals. such banal and limiting definitions cannot begin to define what our connection is. so yes Doctor to answer your question on the nature of clone fucking its basically masturbation" and reed is rapidly approaching to try and stop her sister from saying any of that in public to every person she talks to that even remotely asks about what their relationship is like

gun to my head, you show me the cover and tell me to guess the plot, I a) would never have come up with something as painfully non-horny as above and b) no actually i'm still stuck on point a.

wwyd if you were like cooking and eating a person for sex reasons and it was a super intimate act of love and totally giving themsleves to be utterly consumed by you and then you totally fucked up cooking them like you burnt their meat super bad and just fucked up the recipe and now they taste like absolute shit and like you cant do it again theyre dead and eaten you can only kill and eat them once and now you ruined that oppurtunity and they gave you everything for that. this isnt like a metaphor or anything i just think thatd be fucked up

the fact that Lapp, Red and Prov are all 162cm where as texas is 161cm is actually really fucking funny to me

the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious

1: She is clearly physically restrained 2: I don’t think this is taking place in summer considering all the ice and snow and fell winds and such 3: I do not believe she is having fun

imprisoned winter agony