Such a lovely place, such a lovely face

Damn me too anon same hate

Insofar as trans s/o's go, sorry this is so shorty, but given that daedra have an extremely lax relationship with gender I'd imagine its not even something that occurs to them to think about. People who are assholes about it get incinerated. If you want them to they'd likely be willing to lend a little magical aid in terms of transitioning, but if you don't want that its also cool! Whatever makes you feel comfortable.

Also in case you hadn't heard, Sheogorath said trans rights!

Ok so we finished this a while ago and its totally my fault that it never got posted, i absolutely forgot. Sorry for the wait -  Admin Sanguine

Nocturnal is a luxury few can afford so I don't imagine she has a lot of kids

I can’t imagine her being super into the idea, she seems like the type to be annoyed by other people’s shitty kids in public

Her kids will have the highest expectations for comportment, but misbehaviour is encouraged 

The biggest rule for nocturnals kids is don't get caught 

 Basically, like:

 “Happy Mother’s Day mom! I stole this necklace from a high-security jeweller!”

 “Did you cover the cameras and disable the alarms? Did you wear gloves?”

 “Mom I’m 14, not an amateur” 

Her kids tend to be supernaturally lucky

That luck is sometimes not great because they pull stupid shit in front of other friends as teens. Like they’ll go “hey watch this” and just steal someone’s wallet in broad daylight

They get accused of cheating even when they aren't. So they cheat anyway

They cheat on tests in the weirdest shiftiest ways, putting the answers on the bottom of their shoes, the inside of their shirt, anything

One time one of them goes “yeah no I cheated, I wrote down all the answers in my head” and nobody tells them that’s just fucking.. studying

She isn't very affectionate but she's not above manipulating circumstances in their favour

She cares for them in her own very dignified way and raises them to be very smart and sly children. 

None of them have ever successfully lied to her growing up  

Stealing nocturnals sacred artifacts is generally a bad idea. For her kids, though, it's a rite of passage

It’s completely expected, it’s basically a test of their skills 

If anything, though, that expectation makes it harder, because she knows to be vigilant for them

One of her kids tries when they’re really little and it’s the most adorable thing she has ever seen in her life. 

 Other parent: you can't just let out kids wander into traps 

 Nocturnal; it will teach them a lesson

 Other parent: but they could hurt themselves!

sorry for the wait considering you prolly sent this in February. also we missed a few that we had no ideas for...~Admin Sanguine

Sanguine: Roses, Red wine, Lingerie, the works. Sounds boring but its kinda his brand and is undoubtedly overshadowed for the amazing night you're gonna have. It will be an amazing party, he will flirt with you even more heavily than usual, and its gonna be amazing. 

Hircine: Doesn't do gifts but takes you away for a weekend because he's all about experiences. You know the trope of fucking on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire? He created that trope. 

Sheogorath: If he remembers what month it even is on earth, you cannot try and predict or expect what it's gonna be. Admin hircine says a human heart tied in a bow, Admin Sanguine says a puppy and the corpse of your worst enemy. We could both be wrong because he is completely unpredictable. 

Malacath: Makes you a beautifully handcrafted bookshelf like the carpenter dad he is.

Hermaeus Mora: Doesn't see the point of the holiday but gets you a gift anyway’s because you care and he cares for you (even if he won't admit it to anyone else). Probably books, knowledge is the best gift. 

Nocturnal: Gets you something beautiful but also really meaningful. Like a really pretty necklace with an important date or memory engraved in it. 

Namira: mystery meat bouquet! 

Clavicus Vile: Tries so hard, he will end up getting something you talked about wanting before to prove he’s a good listener. 

Meridia: Gets you a very nice card and one allotted kiss in public

Boethiah: Doesn't make you fight to the death or anything (unusual) but they do hide their present and you do have to find it.

Azura: Gets you cute custom Etsy type gifts. Signs that say live laugh love, Candles, Crystals, Etc

I mean no one is making him become the daedric prince of rape lmao

Like we don't just know about Moldy Balls by like, reputation of doing bad things. He has canonically sexually assaulted every pureblood female vampire, not just in lore, but with in-game characters like Serana and her mother.

Anon I feel like you're trying to do the thing we do on tesblr where we just ignore Canon to write our own universe (e.g. the companions don't give a fuck about Ysgramor) and that can be fun sometimes but there is literally no way to reconcile Molag Bal being daedric prince of rape and slavery with him secretly being an uwu soft bean. He either has to stay like he is, have those things removed from his patronage, or (my personal preference) be excised from the Canon entirely. No one is making daedric princes become anything. Nocturnal isn't the patron of thieves because someone is making her steal stuff, she values the skills that come with being a thief so they fall under their patronage. If Molag Bal "hates what he's become"....then just stop? Lmao. He's basically a minor god he could literally stop any time he wanted to. Or if he's such a soft boy he couldve not done it in the first place. This isn't a case of his followers taking the idea of domination and running with it to awful extremes, Bal actively participates in both slavery and rape in his own form. Like I'm not really interested in "reclaiming" that unless I literally delete half of his patronage

-Mod Hircine

(also stealing a joke from Mod Sanguine) "he cries when people call him Moldy Balls"

we’re sorry these take so long. half the time we do them and then forget to post. -Admin Sanguine

Ok starting with sanguine

Sanguine for sure finds it hot

"Oh no ;) my clothes ;) I guess ;) I'm gonna have to be naked ;)" \

then he complains that you’re not naked with him

 but we’re concerned as to which clothes

Do you mean the spiky armour??

Because if it's his daedric armour that's fucking hilarious

If you put on his armour he would lose it for a while and then make the armour fit to your body. 

or did you mean

him:

Next: Sheo]

Sheo I don't think would find it like, hot, but he'd be into it

Probably gets you a matching outfit anyways, tweaks your chin and laughs about you stealing his brand

Thinks matching with you is the greatest thing he’s seen that day, shows all the other daedra

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If he's in a weird mood he will also walk around naked but it's not sexy at all he's just going about his business and you've traumatized the entire shivering isles, congratulations

Just doing his daily work, no clothes. No one visibly reacts because they're afraid he'll jinx them and eventually he turns it into "the Emperor has no clothes" and asks them all what they think of his new threads

This was fun to do, sheo is always a challenge bc he is very unpredictable but its fun to headcanon. -Mod Sanguine

fun dad, but so irresponsible

Has no idea how kids work, they both need supervision or they will go too far

“What do kids like. Swords?? Kids like swords right?”

He’s a lot of fun when you’re younger. Even if he does make things scary sometimes

But when you’re older it’s like 

“DAD WHEN I SAID I WAS CRUSHING ON HIM I DIDNT WANT YOU TO MAKE THAT LITERAL”

Doesn’t really know how to handle a baby. He watches baby almost eat a coin and just goes “my baby has the strongest stomach of them all!”.

The other parent should probably sit him down to talk about that.

Does crazy shit when your little tho. If you ever said “dad I wish we lived in a house made of chocolate”

Bam, you live in a chocolate palace. 

He only does that for fun trivial things like that though.

Something Sheo surprisingly has in common with Boethiah is that he’s not inclined to spoil his children. He’s more interested in seeing how they solve problems on their own than in waving his hand to fix it.

Your dad became a menace to the pantheon through determination and creative thinking and damn it, you will too

Will be super proud if you pulled some elaborate prank on your mother or a kid at school

Assuming this still takes place in elder scrolls universe his followers tend to be drawn to you like a magnet. Sometimes they’re helpful. Other times not so much

Because this ask is for the HOK’s kid, it makes things kinda complicated on the subject of him being around much. 

For their early years, he lets them live with him as long as he can in the Shivering Isles

But once they reach adulthood it’s very in and out. Some years they don’t see him at all and sometimes he shows up unannounced at their house and stays for a few months

I mean its sure not illegal buddy, at least until Todd Howard finally figures out how to manifest in our homes to kill us

We as mods pride ourselves on our extensive and intelligent engagement with the elder scrolls universe

(that bitch= Mod Sanguine

This one’s tricky given that being the literal daedric prince of lies isn’t exactly the best foundation to build a relationship on

(also, fyi, while daedra gender as a whole tends to be a tricky thing to nail down, Mephala is one who’s pronouns are a bit more flexible. While we headcanon boethiah as nb, we see Mephala as more genderfluid, moving between them depending on what suits them. I’ll be using female pronouns here given that its what she uses for most of the game installations, but I wanted it made clear that we weren’t ignoring instances of Mephala preferring male pronouns)

-That sounds harsh but she really isn’t the type to be invested in long term, monogamous relationships. She’s the daedric prince of sex, and unlike Mara’s sexuality, which has its foundation in emotional roots even if its expressed with a variety of partners, Mephala is more about sex as an act of power and manipulation. That’s not really a problem with Mephala, its just their nature, but it can be an obstacle if what you want out of the relationship different.

-If you’re down for an open relationship, great, chase your bliss! but that doesn’t mean the relationship is free of problems.

-She will literally lie about the stupidest shit. 

“Hey, did you take the last of the milk?”

“No”

“I literally saw you”

“No you didn’t”

-Your house will also be full of spiders. All the time. 

-But at the same time, you can’t really lie to her. She’s seen the best of em. However, strong attempts at it will please her.

-You know that trope of two spies on opposite sides who hook up whenever they find each other and don’t trust each other a bit? That’s Mephala’s ideal. Her romance shines best in chance encounters. She glories in your own triumphs, but that doesn’t mean she won’t relentlessly pursue her own agenda as well.

-All told, a relationship with Mephala will be tempestuous, and difficult....but at least its never boring

god who isnt a little gay for nocturnal like...wife. Also sorry this took so long! i know we’re behind, we’re working on oof.-Admin Sanguine

like Meridia, she's not the most openly affectionate s/o.

 In fact, most people will probably assume your relationship is one of convenience, an arrangement you're both getting something out of.

However, unlike Meridia, behind closed doors, Nocturnal has no problems demonstrating her care for you

She is the protective type but doesn’t show it very blatantly

Big gift giver, but not usually personal items, more like flex items

Definitely, the type to want to see you dressed up. No frills, but elegant

Absolutely brags about you, but subtlely and with dignity

The type who makes sure you take care of yourself. If you’ve been, working through meals and not sleeping much she will just give you a look™️ and chances are you’ll smarten up.

easily distracted by shiny objects.

one time you tried doing the laser thing that you do with cats and she didn't move and was like "this is childish" but her eyes never left the dot and she was starting to fidget