𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐈𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒

Ok 🧐 I've found more information on Puchi's family tree so I'm making this a chain, and I don't feel like retagging all of that so those are the tags from the first post

Marc requests both Cal and Diogo, and because it was a record breaking race, they let him break the rules and send both of them

Their three way dynamic, mamamarc and his sweet protégée Diogo, older Cal who used to have his fun with Marc back in the day, and still remembers a few moves, Diogo who loves older men and is suddenly faced with two,,,

Work summary:

“Need help, baby champ?” Marco startles. Crutchlow appears out of nowhere, a smirk on his lips and his eyes full of amusement as he looks at Marc. It doesn't seem mocking, only…knowing. Marc stares for a moment before bursting out laughing. The sound is so loud in the silence around them that it shocks Marco. He doesn't think he’s ever heard Marc sound like this. or, 5 times people notice how Cal and Marc act around each other, and one time Cal does.

take a seat, grab some popcorns and let me take you for a loooong ride bc there is no better duo than motogp & drama

everything started last year: jorge (aka i-am-a-3 times-motogp-world-champion) retired and became yamaha test rider. but covid happened and everything so,,,,,, he didn't do any testing at all and valentino & maverick complained about it (bc the bike was shit) and then when he participated in the official tests motogp did in portimao well,, he didn't do that much. so to sum up, he was a pretty shitty test rider, he wasn't helping at all + he also starting talking shit when mack & valentino complained (and they didn't even complain about HIM, they complained about the lack of testing)

so 2020 season ended and yamaha decided to fire jorge and hire cal crutchlow as their new test rider since he decided to retire at the end of last year. just for the record, cal loves to talk shit A LOT too. (and yet in this situation i think he hasn't said anything shdhshhs) so when that was announced, jorge said (on twitter ofc) that "it was like exchanging gold for bronze" and that "cal will be a good tester to test how hard the bike is" (since cal crashes a lot hahahha crashlow and everything) and cal was like okay mate shhssh

SO we go back to this week, motogp is having its official tests in qatar and guess what happened??? cal crashed! as it's NORMAL bc that's how motogp works shhdhs and jorge, who is btw on holidays in the FUCKING MALDIVES, decided to start talking shit about it:

and jorge decided to KEEP TALKING

and then everything went crazy, for some reason iannone (a motogp rider that was suspended for doping) decided to take part in this discussion when this has nothing to do with him??? shshsh

AND THEN WE MOVED TO TWITTER

AND JORGE WAS LIKE OH MAN OH MAN bc he is always talking shit on twitter

(btw i just realized that jorge's dad wrote this tweet and???? shhdhshs anyways he is an asshole)

AND THEN ONE OF ALEIX'S FOLLOWER POSTED A PIC OF A POLL THAT JORGE MADE THE OTHER DAY ON HIS ACCOUNT AND THAT MOST FOLLOWERS VOTED NO AND HE ENDED UP DELETING THE TWEET SHSHSHSJ (some said that it was manipulated by a bunch of trolls but i prefer to think it simply happened)

(the tweet says: qatar testing starts today, do you want me to share my views regaridng the beginning of this new season?" and well.)

so aleix said:

and then jorge used everyone's fav technique: posting a screenshot of someone's wikipedia page

and then simon, one of the most famous motogp journalists, decided to make everything EVEN funnier by saying:

SO i probably missed a few tweets but so far these are the funniest, i think that cal has only said that "jorge must feel very bored at home" but he hasn't participated that much in this mess shhshshs btw if you don't follow motogp, cal & jack miller are really close friends so that's why he decided to tell that to jorge

I am so incredibly normal about this