don't be a het

what an excellent kaiju

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

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whoa this guy knows how to party

I’m a simple woman…. I see two girls kiss on a TV show, I watch the TV show. 

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