just a silly bird

“wanna fall asleep on facetime together” i am calling your phone service provider to get your plan cancelled

Wait, why, I’m so confused?

nothing wrong with it but it’s my personal hell because i have different forms of intimacy that i prefer

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

My incredibly bleak philosophy of compassion is that we should all pity each other horribly and practice an according amount of kindness.

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Idgaf what y’all say Yang Cheng, Xia Qing, & Shang Chao all went to the Lucky Cyan concert together & spend weekends chilling in the hero tower or tinkering in the lab

there used to be things to watch on youtube

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐