your friendly neighborhood sambucky

bucky being an art buff . bucky being a museum buff in * general * but LOVING art museums . never been sams thing . i mean , sure , he likes them okay , but he’s the type of person to look at a painting for a couple moments and say “ nice “ and move on ( unless there’s one that really catches his eye ) . but for whatever reason , there’s just something he loves about going with bucky and listening to bucky talk him to death about the significance of the most boring painting he’s ever seen

i’m back mfs

tfatws where everything is the same but torres is actually in it and every time sambucky flirts or bickers he looks at the camera like he's in the office

listen I knew the mommy issues people weren't safe from m.o.m but I had no idea that daddy issues people would be attacked as well

anyways one bed trope with sambucky but reverse . like , the hotel clerk , not wanting to assume anything just goes " one room with two beds then ? " and sam with the straightest face possible with bucky standing beside him is just like " nah I think a king size will fit me and his big ass "

give me joaquin torres swooping in at the last second while sam and bucky are getting their asses beat and pausing to come up with some witty one liner and proceding to get hit because he wasn't paying attention please

if wong gets deleted in MoM I am going with him istg .

sambucky accidentally double reserving two different restaurants for valentines because bucky wanted to old fashioned and gentlemanly and surprise sam and sam wanted to have a nice valentines dinner and surprise bucky . they end up staying home because they didn't want to deal with the paparazzi anyways , and they cook together while sam makes fun of buckys absolutely horrendous cooking skills

sometimes I forget !! sambucky canonically walked into the sunset by each other's sides !! while the world was falling apart they were together !! what a concept !!

absolutely obsessed with the idea of sam singing while puttering around the house , completely oblivious to bucky singing along under his breath .