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“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

if you say the word immigration three times in the mirror a european government falls

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

it was awesome being a kid worried about the environment. like oh they are cutting down too many trees, we have to work together and plant more :~) but these days its like its in the air its in the water its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

when manga characters add a ♡ to their speech... i wish i could do that