⋆. 𐙚 ˚ Sammy 🦝⸝꙳.˖

when your dad calls you by your full government name

hey lets NOT put this one in the touch tank at the aquarium!!! she bites.

speaking of orange and white a Creature tried to eat my desk while i was working on this one

HAHSGSGGSGDHDHSJSHHSHS IM LAUGHING SO HARD

Grisham would absolutely text Griselle something in the lines of “They dont want me to tell you the truth but the truth has to come out, Corbeau is beautiful and I think I love him”, and Griselle promptly replies “You’re married to him you desperate idiot” ahsgshdhdhdjdjxhdh

Alternatively, pre-relationship Grisham writing five paragraphs about how cool and mysterious and attractive Corbeau is, none of which make even the slightest hint of sense, and that he thinks he’s sending to Griselle when he did in fact. Send to Corbeau.