Bratt's #1 Husband

Im lowkey getting into the GOAT (yes, the movie) fandom and I'm gonna say this NOW.

I do not fw Mane x Will, or Jett x Will

That shit weird as hell. Can we not have characters without all their relationships being romatic?? And its especially weird with Jett and Will because Jett was GROWN. when Will was a little boy. Good LORD. Block me if you rock with that cause I certainly don't 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

I wanna put this out there before anything else comes out about it, but i have a theory (or possible explanation ig??) as to why we're getting a whole new group of minions in the new Minions and Monsters movie

I think Illumination is gonna pull some 'oh, these Minions are actually apart of a different tribe than the ones you saw before! That's why they're not in hiding!' bs

Like that's genuinely the only reason I can rationalize in my head.. because the whole point of the 1st movie is to show that the Minions were HIDING until the 60s. I refuse to believe these new Minions are apart of the same tribe

Here are all of my (current) Despicable Me miis and their respective partners cause I make ocs for every character I vaguely like

(In order of appearance, canon characters:

Vector, Dru, Silas, Bratt and Jasper (who's just VNC reporter in the movies))

(In order of appearance, OCs:

Courtney, Kenneth, Calloway, Raymond and Sadie)

Okay bye

Im rewatching DM4 and I just.. have some things. Things to say

-NO OFFENSE TO THE VOICE ACTRESS SHES A CHILD NO DISS. but oh my lord they lobotomized Agnes so bad. The pitch shift between dm3 and dm4 is CRAZY?? and its like shes aging backwards (like.. she struggles to pronounce things?? With 'stupposed' being used the most) its just so odd.. I think dm3 was a nice progression for her character, why did they basically reverse it?? And her refusal to lie abt her name is insufferable.

-why do only 1 of 3 girls get an education thats not fair, especially because Agnes says during her prayer in the 3rd movie that she wants her unicorn to help her do math, and needs help with her part in the mother's day pagent in the 2nd movie so.. Agnes has.. been in school.. why does only Margo get to go in the 4th movie

-New baby but the girls apparently dont age ever.. is everyone just.. stuck in time?

-nobody can know of the family's whereabouts, but theyre allowed to bring 3 minions to the safe house.... because??

-speaking of not staying well hidden, the business card Gru shows Perry HAS HIS FACE. ON THE CARD.

-I hate the mega minions. Theres no note for this one I just rly hate them

-Illumination doesnt know what to do with Gru anymore. Sometimes he's a cool, capable villain (like during the school heist) and sometimes he's a bumbling, insufferable moron who acts like its his first day living (like literally the entirety of this movie)

Theres a reason I think Maxime and Valentina are the best parts of this movie

Im lowkey.. not all that thrilled abt the new minions movie. There's been some new little bits released abt it after it was shown at cinemacon and I just.. idk?? Im really, really not on board with the 1920s timeline. Like, REALLY not on board with it. I know Illumination aren't the masters of sticking to their own story but.. we KNOW why the minions were in hiding until the 60s.. and we had a decent set up. As much as I dislike rise of gru, I liked the progression of eras. We had 60s, 70s.. we couldve done.. 80s.. or 90s..? But no. 20s. Lets go BACKWARDS for some reason

Idk it just sucks but maybe i shouldn't care so much abt a movie made for kids

GOD I LOVE UNIVERSAL

Its been about a year since my senior grad bash, and like.. holy shit that trip changed my life. This park is so awesome and it's helped me get over my fear of rollercoasters! I went on Velocicoaster for the first time today and it was SO awesome like holy shit..

But yeah I rly love Universal :3 the staff here are super nice and I'm finally brave enough to ride rides

Hashtag sam out (plus some of my fave pixs)

WHO. Is this guy on the side of the villain con ride. I think he shows up for like.. .5 seconds in the first minions?!

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE LINES. MAXIME HAS LINES, PUT HIM ON THE WALL.

LOOK HOW CUTEEE

Im trying to figure out how to display these and i rly have no ideas so..

Can I have ideas! (Also this is an excuse to show off these pins)

This is just a big post abt all my villain con merch :3 SPECIFICALLY villain con branded merch, so nothing with the V6 on it or anything

(Pardon the bad pictures theres no good spots in my room at ALL for photos) (ALSO I CANT ADD MORE THAN 10 PICTURES!??!) (I HAVE MORE THAN 10 MERCH!!)

HASHTAG BRING BACK MY WIFE

I persist because villain con calls my name and I HAVE to be annoying abt villain con

Minions 2 is bad. I hate Minions 2. I have tried so hard to like Minions 2 and I can't do it. 'But sam, why do you hate Minions 2?!' Here's a list;

The Vicious 6 is the weakest group of villains I've ever had the displeasure of watching on a screen. Having so many villains in a movie that isn't that long genuinely doesn't work. We get no time to get to know these villains, and they don't really feel.. fun.. or like theyre a big threat.. or anything significant at all.. compared to the other villains, they are so weak.. and they're supposed to be this big, scary, notorious group..

I did not care for the Zodiac Stone stuff. (What?) Did not care for the Zodiac Stone stuff. I find it very out of place in a franchise that centers around science.. and cool gadgets.. and all this neat stuff! And then there's just. Random magic stone. Sure. Okay. Whatever.

Easily the weakest soundtrack out of these movies. It's not.. bad, but they could've picked some better songs. The soundtrack also includes Born To Be Alive, and that is the absolute WORST. MOST ABYSSAL SONG. ON ANY OF THESE SOUNDTRACKS. EVER. I HATE BORN TO BE ALIVE.

It's just so.. ugh. I was really wanting more from the Vicious 6, that's really my main gripe. I really just don't find any enjoyment in the movie. Nothing in it makes me think 'I wanna go rewatch that movie!' Theres a reason I dont own it on DVD

So we gotta write an essay for my English class.. and we can pick the topic.. and its an argumentative essay..

Should I argue that Bratt is the best villain in the DM franchise/srs

Totally forgot to post pics from my last trip, but here's all the near Bratt stuff at Universal Studios! I LOVE all the little details that are catered towards him, its so much fun :3 (also if anyone is wondering, in the Unlawful Outfitters pic, that purple gun is supposed to be one of Bratt's) :3

Okay guys do i keep husband posting or do I make a headcanons post for Jasper :p