samdean fake dating but its only because right before stanford sam’s distain for switching from school to school has turned into boredom instead. dean’s dealing with his own crises on the other side, the weight of “holy shit this is the rest of my life now” finally sinking in so they decide okay fuck it. it would be funny if at sams next school dean pretends to be sam’s older boyfriend while their dad is on a case the state over
dean picks sam up in the impala every day and sits outside of his school leaning against the door, waiting with his hands in his pockets for sam to come rushing out to see him in his perfect studious high school cosplay, pink cheeked and tousled hair and his books threatening to slip out of his arms. the whole school watches sam trot up to dean and talk about his day while theyre nose to nose, deans hands going from his pockets to sam’s waist, and literally no one ever confronts them because even as a joke they read so perfectly like the kind of couple who probably won’t last more than ten minutes before theyre all over each other in the back of that sex magnet car
its a fun bit for a while (dean’s arm around sam at the diner in town, playing footsie in the library while sam is studying, dean even goes to a dance or two on sam’s arm) but the attention it draws in isnt Exactly what dean was expecting. girls have always loved sammy, even if he never noticed, and it seems like making him unavailable has just made him more of a heart throb based on the way the local skirts giggle and blush when they pass.
the first time they kiss, dean presses Sam up against the wall of a shop on the main street of town (he caught a handful of girls he knows are in sam’s class trying to come talk to them) and hes not really thinking about it until theyre there because until this point he’s been so focused on Boyfriend Sammy that he forgot Brother Sammy is waiting in the wings
sam panics (fucking obviously) but dean’s got his hands wound in his shirt and its the first time they’ve ever been flush together like that and his brain kinda. short circuits. and then he kisses dean back. and then he keeps kissing dean back because woah he’s never kissed a boy before but dean’s lips are surprisingly soft and the noise he makes when he realizes they’re actually honest to god making out in public makes his knees go a little wobbly
and then the flirting in public turns into quick kisses, and teasing gropes, and also one notable occasion where dean almost gets them caught dry humping in broad daylight in the impala. and by the time john gets back, somehow the brother wires and the boyfriend wires have gotten so crossed that dean spends 70% of his mental capacity holding back from copping a feel on his little brother all day
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