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@sammy-marlene

This blog is just a clusterfuck

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residentsuperhero

i’ve got 99 problems and my roommate is probably about 98 of them

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I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

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Clear your mind here

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

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All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

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“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via itcuddles)

just-shower-thoughts

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

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WHAT

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Having a crush is being in a constantly altering state of joy and despair. The joyous feeling of loving all that someone does, mixed with the despair of knowing you might never be a part of it

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“Removing toxic people from your life is actually not the difficult part. Not feeling guilty about it is.”

— (via hefuckin)

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Today we can barely see the stars with light pollution and are still star-struck by new pictures of space. Imagine 2000 years ago when the entire sky was open and you could see the chaos. Wouldn’t be hard to believe in something other-wordly.

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thorthedorkworld

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

oaktreegirl-blog

Clear your mind here

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