samir nasri

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

imagine being a cast member on sense8 and u show up to work one day knowing youre about to have an orgy with all ur coworkers. i wonder how that feels.

samir nasri’s ex girlfriend is posting tweeting on his page on how he fucked all these girls behind her back or something like that lmaooo *grabs popcorn*

lollllll i swear i had to reread his first tweet twice i couldnt believe it

i saw screenshots on one of those football vine pages and i was like what the fuck this can’t be real but lo and behold

samir nasri’s ex girlfriend is posting tweeting on his page on how he fucked all these girls behind her back or something like that lmaooo *grabs popcorn*

lollllll i swear i had to reread his first tweet twice i couldnt believe it

Put this on my tombstone. 

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

Captain David 

When he lets you wake up in your own time before the torture session #bae