Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

The yiff yiff man

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

some kid just said “im samurai jack” and smacked another kid with a pool noodle

the floor is a shelf for everything

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

then we sleep

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years