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I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Y’all ever mess up putting your phone charger in your phone completely sober just to flex on sherlock holmes

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

-*Clint does something childish* “hey are we sure we’re not Dad’s dad?”

-“hey Dad, remember every Christmas when we sat around the tree near the fire, singing songs of yule and basking in each other’s love?” / “no.” / “okay I’m gonna try that again and this time you say yes to my fucking bit.”

-when Merle spins “Mind” on the wheel and the vogue elves say “if you choose to take this sacrifice, you will lose the memory of… the birth of your children” and without missing a fucking beat Clint goes “I’ll take the penalty.”

-*after the boys finish a fight in the swamp* Griffin: “Dad you look like some sort of weird shit monster-” Justin: “and your character in this game looks pretty bad too.”

-Clint, sincerely: “Travis you aren’t mad at me for not going along with your decision in the game, right?” Travis, also sincerely “Dad, I could not give two shits.”

This thread is making me wet

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

hey uhhh anyone notice the nazi dogwhistle of (((group)))??? that’s a white supremacist way to say “the jews”. if anyone sees this thread and actually feels a little bit of sympathy, i would redirect your attention to that. these people, whether they admit it or not, have thrown in their lot with nazis. never forget that.

you actually hit the nail right on the head as to why cult members won’t leave their cult even when they hear about the terrible things that happens behind the scenes of the leaders. and seeing as how cult- like tumpers behave, it only makes sense that they react the way they do. because they’re part of a literal cult. except this kind centers around poitical ideologies rather than a fringe religion.