lemme get uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

Oh. That's hilarious.

measure once cut also once, no prablem

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

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Concussions-to-Lovers speedrun

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

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any one of us could receive an attack buff in real life basically whenever. we wouldn't even know because our daily lives generally have no call for beating people up. but it's possible that for any given 30 seconds of any day you could receive a damage multiplier that would cause your weakest punch to effortlessly blast somebody into giblets and you never noticed because you didn't punch anyone during that window

Metroidvania that does the original flavour Metroid "protagonist takes off their helmet during the credits and surprise, they're a girl!" thing, except we saw them out of armour during the game's intro and they at least appeared to be a dude at the time, so this is surprising to them as well.

metroidvania but she transitioned at the end

ahh, we could combine the terms "trans" and "metroidvania" , and call that as transylvanla

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

Well I guess I have future plans I need to see come to fruition

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