abstract rat

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

when i played WoW i told people i’d write erotica for them so they didn’t have to roleplay in exchange for gold so they’d just be able to sit back and enjoy and some night elf would be like mmmm describe sex and i would in very flowery practiced prose describe night elf sex and ask them to pay me halfway and then describe their player character really graphically being eaten alive by or having their skull infested with spiders. i did this maybe three times. what’re they gonna do, report me?

this makes me so hapy

while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

What stat requirements do you need to use it

king

King

Im pretty sure this is the same truck stop from that pic of the trucker with the "Daddy's Little Slut" T-shirt

Amy Schumer's career isn't going well, I see

What do you mean? She's a successful big rig driver with a ton of hog cranking points and a new mini fridge

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear