oh, you're a slick little girl

could you imagine being almost 60 and saying “yeah I’ll play a pirate” and then half the internet is talking about your tits

When I show someone OFMD "the ooh daddy was actually Con Oneill panicking and he's just as confused about why he said it as anyone else" is going to become the new Two Towers "Viggo Mortenson broke his toe kicking the helmet" moment for me

they’re so fucking rom-comy that’s what gets me. The 1950s summer meetcute set to a perfect and lyrically pertinent soundtrack?? The joke that is a gangly teenage boy looking like Elvis when viewed by someone who’s legally blind?? the whole good boy corrupted by an older leather bound teddy boy much to the dismay of his overprotective father thing they’ve got going on?? romantic trips to PARIS of all places?? they’re so fucking cliché who wrote this shit