I Catch the Fall Scanning Blue

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

Ishtar: The stars look beautiful tonight! Gilgamesh: You know what’s more beautiful? Ishtar, blushing: What? Gilgamesh: Enkidu.

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

honestly i’m reasonably confident they won’t introduce a bitchy female romantic rival character (or at least, a bitchy female romantic rival character with zero depth) in arc 2 just because it’s a marriage subplot but i am fully expecting a scene where whoever they choose to be the bride is like “hey so like, i’m grateful for the boost in status and financial security and all, but you haven’t stopped talking about your financial minister in the last 20 minutes and i was just wondering, y’know, is everything okay, like is there some unfinished business there or-”

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree