Hot Idiot Coming Through

You never gave me piggyback rides at Kaer Morhen, remember? Vesemir was the only one willing.

joey (and jaskier) + 🐭

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Jaskier: 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Like, it’d be pretty funny if it was Lambert and the first time he meets him he’s like “ITS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 💗0💗” and once Jaskier explains Lambert uses this knowledge to 1. Flirt hard with Jaskier because that’s adorable. And 2. Make Geralt EXTREMELY jealous because that’s hilarious.

#geralt finds out jaskier had this crush once they’re together and he thinks its lambert#and he’s dreading introducing jaskier to lambert because his little broken heart knows destiny has no hand with him and jaskier#and he thinks when jaskier sees lambert all this will be over#but they meet#and turns out its not lambert#so lambert is bummed but geralt is paNICKED#because wHo Is iTT?????#he wants to figure it out but he also doesn’t want to reintroduce jaskier to the witcher he is fated to be beside#because Geralt is That Dramatic and has absolutely blown this out of proportion#he introduces Jaskier to Coen#its not Coen#but by now Jaskier has cottoned on because Geralt mistakes quietness for subtlety#but he’s not subtle#jaskier starts teasing him gently#then one night geralt just loses it#and jaskier finds him talking to roach *near tears*#and instead of going away he goes in and stands real close#and roach SHOVES them together and they kiss#and geralt knows and feels that what they have is stronger than Destiny#and then they run into eskel#and its eskel

toss a coin to your witcher

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

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Brooding no more!!!🍻

mentally i never left here