bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was likeĀ āoh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on themā and through his tears he goesĀ āthatās cringeā IM DEAD
āAsk the little brat if heād rather have rubbing alcohol poured on it and sealed up with superglue instead.ā
hey you fucking weirdo thatās my real life little brother .
i spent hours looking for this post because it hit me over the head repeatedly at 12:00 in the morning
















