bitter AND better

Pinched my fucking petunias and now they’re blooming again x3 let’s fucking gooooo

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

does anyone have that post thats like "oh no piss for me i just wanted to hang out in this dark and dingy bathroom with you,"

did I just make this up

please help my bestie please and thank u

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

getting asked how your dad is, and told your “new” (the color you have been dying your hair for years) hair is realllly cool by a man selling approximately 20 dollars of Simpsons memorabilia and 1 ac unit was NOT in my job description. I hate it here.

If I had a nickel for every time my father talked to a male customer on the sales floor, and they walked over to me and proceeded to hit on me, I’d have a decent handful of nickels, and that is Strange.