What a Terrible Night for a Curse

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

Ah okay! Thanks for the clarification! I don’t know a lot about guns

You learned a thing today. :)

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good