chorizo de hueso

everybody gangsta till i pull out the RGB gamer strapasaurus rex

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

lil wayne or wathever

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Please donate whatever you can urgently !!! They only need €450 euros !! If 45 people who saw this donated only €10, they can save his wife! Do something, please!

Please don't leave me alone in this cruel world. Please don't let my wife die. Help me, do something, I beg you, please help me. 😭

fml

You should sue for discrimination, sexytasha5

they hate my pussy 😭

I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, sexytasha5

???? What? A man can't be platonically nice to a porn bot?

Honestly you're being kinda misogynistic right now

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everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

need some preg yuri rent lowering gunshots to scare the cishets away. lanky butch bottom helplessly horny by how pregnant her gf is. magic strapon that gets ur trans gf pregnant like she always dreamed of (with multiples! turn her into a proper broodmother!) chain + mutual preg. we could go on forever pls add more if u like

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism