chorizo de hueso

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

need some preg yuri rent lowering gunshots to scare the cishets away. lanky butch bottom helplessly horny by how pregnant her gf is. magic strapon that gets ur trans gf pregnant like she always dreamed of (with multiples! turn her into a proper broodmother!) chain + mutual preg. we could go on forever pls add more if u like

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

certified iconic post

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

happy first day of pride everyone