that gloomy girl who sighs a lot

the absolute cognitive dissonance of mulder in one son being like scully the fbi would never send me a spy how dare u suggest that

the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

Scully goes to Mulder after one (1) business day to be like Hey I Saw a Ghost expecting his response to be That’s Awesome Scully, You Get a Really Good Grade in Seeing Stuff I’m Into and instead she gets hey it’s not cool to use the ghost as emotional avoidance 😔 it’s disrespectful to the ghosts and to me

Sorry but the US men’s team being mid is just the natural order of things lmao it would be deeply disturbing if it were any other way idk

I do however think its hilarious we have yet another data point of everything trump personally getting his endemic sausage fingers into turning to shit immediately

World’s Greatest Detective

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded