Sad and Classy

breakfastless behavior

i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

In folk music men are always dying in industrial accidents and women are always haunting stuff. What if a woman dies in an industrial accident and a man walks these hills in a long black veil. What then

Hey guys. Baby here. Just born, new to everything. Is william burroughs problematic

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

most weapons forged against me will in fact prosper but please don’t do any of that and instead be nice to me

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.