The Audacity to Think We Matter

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

Death Valley National Park - California - USA (by annajewelsphotography) 

A kitten that really enjoys getting her nose tickled. Adorable af. 11/10

there’s a bird called the hoatzin that lives in south america that looks like this:

it looks really cool kinda like a feathered dragon??

but the coolest part about this bird is the juveniles!! the babies in this species have claws on their wings that help them climb until they’re old enough to fly, and by that time the claws disappear!!

you can see the tiny claws in this pic!! it’s so cool because birds are living dinosaurs and these little baby hoatzins look like baby raptors with their claws!!

they are the only truly folivorous bird species, subsisting entirely on leaves

they are one of the few bird species that is monotypic in its order. A truly unique creature.

because of their leaf-eating, they have the longest digestive tract relative to body size of any bird

also because of their leaf-eating, they produce a lot of methane gas (like cows)

because of this, they are known locally as………