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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

I think the idea of reverse boomer comics would be fucking hilarious

What if I had another child and had tumblr raise it, like did polls for how I should take care of it and how I should treat it. How fast would child protective services descend upon me

give it the vanilla extract.

His name is Taft, as in William Howard Taft of Minecraft and Supreme Court Justice

@kittybroker how much for this naked gentlemen

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

<3

@staff

I want my sister's back tumblr