welcome to my twisted penis

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

This isn’t surreal this is high school

And college

drake n josh

How the fuck could this apply to the image above

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

reincarnation <3

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

best work of art made this year

It’s Wednesday

For You

ive got my ticket for the long way round

CEOs be tweeting “we’re in this together” from a germ-free soundproofed panic room in their Hamptons mansion