caesar

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

im sorry that was a bad joke. i can kill myself if you want

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

a broken link is a kind of dead wife